Talk About Miscommunication

p.s. Did you hear? Dick Cheney just shot his hunting partner in the
face and practically killed him. I'm not making this one up. His partner
came up to him after trying to retrieve a quail, and shouted to Dick,
without going through the security procedures, so Dick shot him. Lovely.
What a terrible " mishap". And this guy has his finger on the button.
Well, many times people have mistaken a 75 year old man wearing an
orange suit for a quail. Why even at Lacajou, I used to get the Stuffed
Quail cofused with Old Lawyer all the time. Most customers never knew
thank god.

"Go Fuck Yourself" Cheney is quoted as saying.