New Orleans Disasterdisbelief

From Susan Hayward, also non dead
AP Mayor Ray Nagin has booked a keg party to raise funds for the BloatedCorpse Aid Lollapalooza at the Superdome Convention Center booking such stars as Bono, Willie Nelson, Strange Brew, and the bloated corpse of Sammy Davis Junior. " We're gonna blow the f----g roof offa this motherf---er, or at leastcut a hole in the ceiling!" Nagin was quoted as saying as he toured Bourbon Street by schoolbus.
Show me your tits!!" shouted Amy Brizzolara, promoter of Mattel's newMary Landrieu Disaster Victim Bloated Corpse Line, while tossing MardiGras beads and "slimy slabs" into the crowd. The NOLA police department will be equipped with Nuclear BunkerBusters to control any looting, or other possible terrorist activities,and Caterpillar has donated 10 Israeli bullldozers to help with their relief efforts.
Trent Lott has decked out his porch with stuffed monkeys in celebrationof Emminent Domain week which will become a yearly event sponsored byTaco Bell and the Defense Department. His guests will include such non-dead luminaries as Tupac Shakur,Osama Bin Laden and Elvis Presley.
Cindy Sheehan showed up early with a lawn chair but was removed to the free speech holding pen for further questioning.
Susan Hayward is getting a doll made of herself...(see comments on this post)