To Get Buggered or Not

This may have been said by Susan Hayward:

' To get buggered by a hooligan in an alley way may be considered an
indiscretion; to get gang banged by a pack of thugs looks lke
carelessness."

" The only thing worse than getting buggered by a pack of thugs in an
alleyway is NOT getting buggered by a pack of thugs in an alley way."

" Please don't shoot the old queen giving you head in an alley way, he
is doing his best."
Oscar Wilde