You Gotta Love Those Red States

Submitted by Lord Byron in collaboration with Larry Olivier (crackers, both) .
I'll bet hubby got that tramp Elyse to stop fuckin' around!
And God knows the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse will not be riding horses in this day and age. New tires for their souped up cow mover are available when Armageddon comes.
The hair? The higher the hair, the closer to God.
I think Jesus is living in a trailer. Just hope it's waterproof!